A "situation"

I stink, my hair....little greasy. I have embraced my roughing it, bush woman, dirty self....and cant recall the last time I washed. I have left it a bit long and now I feel quite gross....so I should bath......I agree. This is were the "situation" comes into play. I have no water...in the toilet, in the kitchen sink, in the bathroom sink and most importantly the bathtub. This is very inconvenient as I am drooping off art in the morning...which means I will be in public, and a public I want to make a really good impression on. I would embrace my inner dirty person and not worry about it however I dont want to get to close.....bit smelly......fingers crossed for water...if only I had perfume.......